Susie (she/her) is a queer writer originally from Little Rock, now living in Washington, DC. She is the author of three rom-coms: QUEERLY BELOVED, LOOKING FOR A SIGN, and BED AND BREAKUP, all from Dial Press/Random House. Susie is also a bookseller at her favorite local indie bookstore and a cupcake enthusiast. You can find her on Instagram @susiedoom.
Readers love nothing more than quiet, peaceful, uninterrupted reading time. And readers hate nothing more than jerks who can’t catch a hint and rudely insert themselves with a, “Oh, hey, what’s that you’re reading? What’s it about? Is it any good? Nice weather we’ve been having, huh?” Luckily, you don’t have to waste your breath telling that guy to leave you alone with the world of your book. Let your outfit do the talking with these clothes and accessories that scream, “F*** off, I’m reading!”
Most of the time, I love talking about books. I’m always yapping about reading on social media. While working part-time at my local indie bookstore, I’ll happily tell anyone who asks what stories I’ve loved lately, what I’m reading now, and what book would make the perfect gift for their step-grand-niece-once-removed. But if you catch me in public with my nose in a book, you better not interrupt unless you’re ready for a scathing scowl.
If you’re looking for ways to protect your precious reading time, these fashion choices are just what you need. We’ve got t-shirts, crewnecks, hats, jewelry, and socks that convey the message “leave me alone with my book” loud and clear.
Image from LiteraryLootChest on EtsyThis t-shirt is the perfect way to tell anyone you encounter that they’re better off dead than interrupting your reading time. Sizes S-4XL. $35+
Image from ClubBookShare on EtsyThis denim hat can help you bring “This is a library!” energy wherever you go. $25
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Image from LucaBooCo on EtsyThe Anti-Social Book Club (no eye contact, minimal talking) definitely sounds welcoming to me. Sizes S-5XL. $34+
Image from KateTeesCollection on EtsyA cute cat softens the “don’t talk to me” message on this tee. Sizes S-5XL. $27
Image from TrendyPrintLove on EtsyProtect your ears from unwelcome small talk with these earrings. $16
Image from TwelveNineDesignCoFor all the smut lovers: No one will dare interrupt your favorite steamy scenes while you’re reading this shirt. Sizes S-2XL. $33
Image from GirlycraftDesign on EtsyKick up your feet in these socks and you’re sure to get some undisturbed reading time. $13
Image from ChillStoreGlobal on EtsyLet your sweatshirt do the shushing and you’ll never be bothered while reading again. Sizes S-2X. $64
Image from AWishAwayDesigns on EtsyYour wish for uninterrupted reading time will never be far away with this necklace. $21
Image from MyDragonsTale on EtsyIf you MUST put down your book, make sure everyone knows it was against your will with this hat. $33
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