Cover Snark: Seeing Eye Puzzles

Welcome to Cover Snark! Also, you’ll start to see Alison popping into some posts and eventually running content. She’s covering for when my mat leave starts, but we have a more formal introduction coming soon. From C: Lion Hat or Concerning Growth? Sarah: First, that woman with that braid was on at least 3 New Adult covers I can think of. Second, this is so disturbing I can’t look directly at it. Third, what about this says, “Erotic?” Amanda: I completely missed the woman. Sarah: Going back to the original question: Hat watch! From Maeve: These are the most ridiculous wings I’ve ever seen attached to a human back . . . so tiny, and attached wrong. Sarah: Never before has wing placement made my skin crawl. What an auspicious day. Amanda: We may have had this one before or something similar, but also the bicep to forearm ratio is wild here. Sarah: Hang on, hang on. Is his bicep muscle drawn on? Alison: The baby knows something’s wrong here. They’re trying to drop kick this winged monstrosity away. From Syntha: Did I read it? Yes. Is the cover bad? Also yes. Sarah: The minute I saw his face, I heard Elyse’s voice in my head saying, “Oh, buddy! Big feelings!” Amanda: I saw the racing f...