Cover Snark: Lifeless Eyes, Black Eyes, Like a Doll’s Eyes

Welcome back to Cover Snark! From Maeve: Honey, I think the shrimp was off… Sarah: Lower left abdomen is appendix, right? Or is that gall bladder? DID SOMEONE STEAL HIS GALL BLADDER? He’s really feeling himself. Amanda: The tattoos are giving me some weird optical illusion, like his musculature is on the outside. Sneezy: Me too. If not that, I can’t tell what tattoos are supposed to be. It also looks like he’s wearing thigh highs, but if he is, why does he look like a zombie ate his brains? Melodie: If the “Best Husband in Texas” is this guy with the dead cold shark eyes I’m kinda worried for Texas. Sarah: Even pixelated that expression gives me the jibblies. Amanda: There’s a lot happening here, letter-wise. Also “Lass Small” I’m assuming is the author, but it feels like caveman speak for “tiny woman” and that makes me laugh. Sneezy: This is a mess and I hate it. Sarah: Here’s a truly excellent cover from this week’s RTRW. Is he about to take a bite out of her throat? Dude, I think she needs all that. Also the fact that they’re both kneeling and we can see their lower legs is so funny. Amanda: Trying to enjoy my teeny tiny glass of champagne and fruit for ants while the wind is wh...