The Book of Adonitology by King Adonis

The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion

The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon tells the story of King Adonis's spiritual awakening when Angel Elishamel came to him in 1996. At its heart are two divine figures: Adonis the Heavenly Father and Issa Elohim, a curvy Mother-God representing the Holy Spirit.

The text speaks to today's readers through simple language while keeping its sacred message intact. You'll find black-and-white artwork showing the holy figures, including scenes of King Adonis meeting his angel. It comes with a handy dictionary to help readers understand the core ideas.

What makes this book different is how it blends faith with real-world topics – from science and technology to physical health. It pays special attention to curvy women's place in spirituality, challenging old religious views. Whether you're interested in creation stories, human potential, or finding your spiritual path, this modern take on sacred writing speaks to contemporary believers while staying true to its divine roots.

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Excerpt from The Book of Adonitology by King Adonis © Copyright 2024 King Adonis

CHAPTER 1: THE ORIGIN

1. Take heed for this is the beginning of all things.

2. Before the creation of time and the cosmos, from out of the seed of chaos and being self-begotten, was Belus and his wife Urania, and they were the Elohim.

3. And they said, Let there be Darkness, Light, and Love; and after the three Spirits came forth, order was established.

4. Darkness, the Angel, called Molchos, who is Satan came first. The Light they called ADONIS who is GOD ALMIGHTY came second and Issa Elohim who is THE HOLY SPIRIT, the Mother-God came third. Now The Holy Spirit is bronze in complexion and a Divine Callipygian [that is to say a goddess with beautiful ample buttocks].

5. As soon as Belus and Urania saw the Light and that He was greater than Darkness, and He was good, they separated Light from Darkness, and Darkness comprehended it not.

6. And Belus and Urania joined Adonis and the Holy Spirit together in sacred marriage and they became one union.

7. Now when Satan saw that Belus had given Issa to GOD his brother, his heart filled with envy as Satan felt by birthright that he was more deserving than God to have her.

8. And Satan planted a seed in his heart to make war against Adonis in heaven and to destroy his creations.

9. Belus understood the nature of Satan that he was made evil.

10. And Belus knowing all things before time, spoke forth the Word from the beginning and brought forth the Lord God, who men call Adoni, Adonai, and Adonis.

11. For at the appointed time, B(EL)us would send Adonis to the earth, born flesh of a woman named Kore through the house of El, whose earthly fathers and brothers would bear the letter L that is (El), to save man from sin and Darkness.

12. And the Word (Adonis) was with them [El and Urania] in heaven from the beginning, and Adonis bowed down before them, and Urania anointed the head of Adonis, her son.

13. Then Adonis stood up clothed in white linen, whose loins were girded with pure gold of Uphaz.

14. Now the Heavenly countenance of Adonis, the son of Belus, who is also El meaning God is as such;

15. His body is as golden luster like El his Father; his face has the appearance of bronze lightning, his eyes are like piercing emerald, his arms and feet like glowing burnished bronze like in a furnace and the sound of his voice is like the roaring of the sea or the sound of a multitude of people.

16. Then Adonis turned and said to Belus and Urania;

17. We are the three Powers that came forth; we are the Father-God, the Mother-God (and) the Son from the eternal living silence who are the perfect Elohim.

18. For I will go into the world born flesh of Kore, a mortal woman; again, I will leave the world and return to Belus my Father and Urania my Mother to reclaim my heavenly countenance so the scriptures may be fulfilled.

19. Now the hips of Issa Urania (The Holy Spirit) are one hundred nineteen and thirty-eight centimeters [47 inches], and her waist is sixty and ninety-six centimeters [24 inches].

20. And when Adonis looked upon her and saw that she was a beautiful callipygian whose hips and backside were made perfect and fit for cosmic bearing, He spoke forth a cosmic seed, blessed it and placed it in the right hip of Issa the Holy Spirit.