689. RT Rewind: May 2016 Ads & Features

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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindWe’re going back to May 2016 to look at the Ads & Features in Romantic Times magazine. The kilts are kilting and the abs are ab-ing, and we’ve got some questions.

  • How do we feel about the terms “book boyfriend” and “pre-con”?
  • How much of the 2016 conference depended on Twitter to announce pop up signings and special limited time events?
  • And do you remember how important Twitter was to a conference?
  • How many different ways are there to photograph a very muscled shirtless man? I think we’re going to see all of them.

So hop into the time machine, we’ve got the snacks, and we’re off to May 2016.

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We also mentioned Elyse’s review of Imagines, complete with Amanda’s specialty Photoshop.

Visual aids? But of course!

 Kresley Cole's The Player, which features a white dude in a black suit and black tie facing to the side, but his head is cut off right in the middle of his schnoz, so the most striking thing on the cover is his chin.

“His job is chin.”

The 2016 Men of Romance. 19 pictures of men in different poses, from flexing all muscles while rapped in chains (2?) to shirts and tshirts and tank tops, to bare chested and flexing. We were particularly charmed by Michael Foster, bottom right, who is wearing a big black puffy blouse UNBUTTONED BUT STILL TUCKED IN YEAH, and holding a big sword while standing in front of a major wind machine. Also, Vikkas Bhardwaj's picture looks like his head was added afterward and it's uncanny.

The 2016 Men of Romance.

We were particularly charmed by Michael Foster, bottom right, who is wearing a big black puffy blouse unbuttoned but still tucked in (YEAH), and holding a big sword while standing in front of a major wind machine. Also, Vikkas Bhardwaj’s picture looks like his head was added afterward and it’s uncanny.

 A blonde White woman in a blue gown is pulling the shirt off a man who is facing her, and she has one hand wrapped around the back of his head. He's of course, got a kilt on, and her undressing him? Pretty dang great.

She’s ripping his clothes off! That’s pretty cool.

The centerfold from Christine Feehan for her Sisters of the Heart series features a sepia tone image of a woman with a cropped tank, a backwards ball cap, jeans folded up to capri length, and striped socks aiming a GIANT ASS SCOPE RIFLE out of a window. She's also got massive bullets on a belt around her waist, while, as Amanda pointed out, that gun has a magazine. We spent a lot of time with this image - look, she's even got a flask in her back pocket for when she's done.

This is the centerfold image, or part of it. We spent a lot of time with this image: the hat. The jeans. The striped socks (is this Anita Blake!?). The giant rifle with scope and the even more giant bullets around her waist. Look, she’s even got a flask in her back pocket for when she’s done.

It could be your face on the cover of a romance novel. Details at www.YourFaceOnaRomanceNovel.com. Airfare. Hotel. Makeover. Photo Shoot. More. Only $!5 to enter. WTF.

WTF?

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